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This is a test post, but also the truth.  Yes I am parched.  Yes I could use something to drink right now.  I just went for a run, and wouldn’t you know, I am locked out of my house and don’t have any cash to get something at the store.  And yes, I checked the hose.  Water pressure is off for some dumb reason.  And my neighbors hate me, so no use asking them for something to sip on.  But despite all that, I refuse to drink your urine.  Part of me is thankful for the offer.  But the sane part of me knows that something’s going to happen soon, a development in my day, that will lead to something to drink.  But thanks.