The Jungle Kids

by Jamie Flam

The Jungle Kids, as they liked to call themselves, had one important rule: NO SECRETS.  So when Jonas caught Lorraine masturbating in the South Jungle, he found himself in quite the pickle.  Should he tell the others of what he found, keeping to the sacred pact of honesty?  Or should he save Lorraine from the embarrassment and keep the details to himself?  Ultimately, though, it would be a non-issue, as when he went to the next Jungle Kids meeting, it turned out everyone else already knew of her sexual exploits, on account of Lorraine having provided the gang with explicit videotape of her self-described “jack-off sesh.”